Who’s excited to watch the Rose City Rollers‘ Wheels of Justice kick some derby tukus in Denver this weekend? This girl, me with the two thumbs and a pair of glasses. The derby ladies seem to be all a’flutter too. These mascot-centric flyers are circulating on the inner webs. This one’s great:

A few more after the jump.
Also, Frisky Sour’s having a sign slogan contest over on her blogโyou should go be pun-tastic over there before she crowns a winner. Conflict of interest alert: I’m totally going to win that contest. See how I only gave you an hour to think of your best roller derby wordsmithing.


That last one has the feel of a Harry Potter wanted poster, eh?

Come on. This is straight-up hipster masturbation. Please elevate Blogtown just a tad above this dumb shit.
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I wold wear any of those as a t-shirt.