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No one respects the Dallas Mavericks. The Blazers didn’t, the Lakers didn’t, the Thunder didn’t, and the Miami Heat most definitely did not. But now that the Mavs have pushed the superstar-heavy Heat to the brink of elimination, they are celebrating in their own special way.
I really hope Shawn Marion’s faux-masturbation hand gesture becomes to the new high five.
Ezra Ace Caraeff is the former Music Editor for the Mercury, and spent nearly a third of his life working at the paper. More importantly, he is the owner of Olive, the Mercury’s unofficial office dog.... More by Ezra Ace Caraeff
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I believe he was actually reenacting the suicide of Yukio Mishima. The Mavericks are obsessed with Japanese history. Try dragging your mind out of the gutter once in a while, “Ace.”
Oh come on! He’s rolling the f’n dice. Pervs.
Noticed that at the time, too! I couldn’t decide if it was dice or schwantz.
Guys I’m pretty sure that is an invisible bottle of champagne.
Actually, he working out on the new and invisible shake weight®
This has been such a great series.
@Copperpot: Of comments? Or you mean of boring old basketball games?
Mishima.
I thought basketball was over? Is this thing still going on?