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This is Exactly How I Picture Patty Mills Getting a Haircut

Ezra Ace CaraeffFebruary 9, 2011 9:47 amJuly 12, 2022 8:28 pm

The Blazers’ clownish point guard gets a trim. That is all.

h/t: DJ Rush

Ezra Ace Caraeff

Ezra Ace Caraeff is the former Music Editor for the Mercury, and spent nearly a third of his life working at the paper. More importantly, he is the owner of Olive, the Mercury’s unofficial office dog.... More by Ezra Ace Caraeff

One reply on “This is <i>Exactly</i> How I Picture Patty Mills Getting a Haircut”

sgtgrumbles says:

February 9, 2011 4:51 pm at 4:51 pm

Excellent.

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