For reasons unknown, John Travolta is seen in the following clip serenading the Australian Socceroos (cute name) soccer team with his hilariously awkward rendition of “You’re the One that I Want” from Grease. If you have anything breakable near your ass, please move it out of the way, because your cheeks are about to slam shut out of intense embarrassment.


(Currently the entirety of the internet is frantically searching for the unedited version of his song. DO YOUR PART! It must be located!)
Via.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=o0hgVDYIWO8%26hl%3Den_US%26fs%3D1%26

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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