…which means that’s one cheerleader down, and… how many to go?
Speaking of eating cheerleaders, be sure to catch our annual Mercury Sex Survey coming next week! (Sorry, couldn’t resist the plug. Plugging CHEERLEADERS, that is! Wocka-wocka-wocka! Muthawockas!)

Buuurp!!
Reminds me of the Spitball Gang – a group of similar mascots who perform at a few Beavers games each year, and the baseball (who looks like the Raptor) also eats people.