*That is if you don’t count Michael Jackson, I guess.
One of the WWE’s most popular wrestlers, The Undertaker, got a singe and a scare on Sunday when a pyrotechnic snafu occurred during a match in St. Louis. Upon entering the arena, a number of fireballs exploded around him, with one hitting him square in the chest. In the video below, you can see him whipping off his jacket—but instead of making a huge deal about the very close call, he quickly let a doctor check what turned out to be a minor burn, and then jumped right into the ring, barely missing a beat. But then that could be because he’s already dead, right? And dead skin stinks whether it’s burning or not. Just an observation.

Here’s the front view:

Here’s a scarier side view of the incident.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=sb6gbMphzM8%26hl%3Den_US%26fs%3D1%26

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

5 replies on “WWE’s Undertaker Makes Burniest Entrance Ever*!”

  1. OK, I just watched it again. He was standing between two fireball spots, and not walking into the fire. But I repeat, what could possibly go wrong?

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