Woody Allen’s cast makes a great Blue Jasmine.
Alec Baldwin
One Day at a Time
Gay rights, abortion fights, and Justin Bieber banned from indoor skydiving? FOR LIFE?
One Day at a Time
Lindsay’s money woes, and Rihanna “owns hos”?
One Day at a Time
Someone more terrible than Chris Brown, and “snogging”—what exactly does it mean?
Postcard Fables
Woody Allen’s late-career tour of Europe continues in To Rome with Love.
One Day at a Time
Lindsay Lohan cares too much and Kim Kardashian eats human flesh.
Gleeโwith More Hair!
Rock of Ages: not the good kind of stupid.
One Day at a Time
Twilight stars on the skids? Quick! Call Mormon founder Joseph Smith and his magic hat!
One Day at a Time
This week’s lesson: “Your Penis Looks Gross, and No One Wants to See It.”
One Day at a Time
What?? You mean we have to be “nice” to Sandra Bullock now??
I’m Staying Home
Here’s your obligatory article about the 82nd Academy Awards! (Now featuring 100 percent more Sandra Bullock.)
