Under the Skin: Jonathan Glazer gets under Scarlett Johansson’s skin.
Zac Pennington
Tantric Depression
Nymphomaniac: Lars von Trier’s long, hard shock.
Nothing Matters
It’s all democracy and nihilism in 300: Rise of an Empire.
Movie Masochist: Delivery Man
DELIVERY MAN “Hey, you got a cup I can use?” Sometimes a movie is just a movie. As a film critic, it’s easy to forget this—to read between the frames of even the most asinine and formulaic celluloid for something, anything remotely interesting enough to hang 300 words off of. But sometimes a movie is […]
Children of a Lesser Vaughn
Delivery Man‘s schlocky identity crisis.
Movie Masochist: Free Birds
I watch a lot of terrible movies at the behest of this newspaper. Shuddersome movies. Movies that no rational personโlet alone a self-respecting film editorโwould ever presume the circulation of this paper to have any interest in. Underdog. Alvin and the Chipmunks 2: The Squeakuel. Last Vegas. In the newspaper biz, we refer to these […]
No Dignity for Old Men
Last Vegas: Do they make Werther’s-flavored cocktails?
First Comes the Blood
Carrie and the horror of female sexuality.
Nightmare on Main Street
Escape from Tomorrowโa guerrilla horror film shot illegally in Disneylandโis kinda crappy.
Cold Blood
Byzantium is all angst and no bite.
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The fame-addled, vainglorious shitshow of Metallica: Through the Never.
