Portland’s most infamous dildo-tosser speaks!
Ashton Kutcher
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Gwyneth Paltrow: A “common woman”… just like you!
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Justin Bieber did something nice? FAAAAKE!
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Lots of liars, and the lies they lie!
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More names from Lindsay Lohan’s “Bang List”!
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Justin Bieber or Sochi? Which is… THE WORST?
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Kim Kardashian, the new Marilyn Monroe? NOOOOOO!!!
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Ashton Kutcher Can’t Quite Pull Off Jobs
Jobs is like if The Social Network somehow received a traumatic head injury.
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Chris Brown, the pope, and other filth-loving “accidental racists.”
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Kim Kardashian is a vampire—we have the proof!
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Justin Bieber drinks “sizzurp” and has odd sex? Just another One Day at a Time!