Uh-oh! Somebody in Tinselturd’s got the herp!
Barack Obama
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Lindsay Lohan killed by Obama’s special forces! (Wait… that was bin Laden.)
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Black Hawk Rising
Bin Laden’s Dead, Obama Wins—What’s a GOP to Do?
Bin Laden’s dead, Obama wins—so what’s a GOP to do?
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Is that an Egyptian cobra in your Hollyweird, or are you just happy to see us?
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In Other News
News briefs: not quite leftovers, but not really fodder for the compost bin.
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Porn stars, “Bombshell” McGee, and Pauly Shore: another normal night for Charlie Sheen.
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Obama the Christmas Thief
Local Tea Party Candidate Pens Mind-Blowing Kids’ Book
Dave Bow discovers a Tea Party children’s book about Obama stealing Christmas.
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It’s gossip time! Put on your Silly Bandz and meet us at the malt shoppe!
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If the gulf were filled with vodka instead of oil, Lindsay Lohan would have this problem solved.
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Sandra Bullock adopts black baby; pulls greatest public relations diversion of century!
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Breaking: Jesse James sexually abuses office furniture!