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Good Morning, News: Atmospheric River Underway, Beaverton Students Walk Out To Protest ICE, and Trump Is Trying To Buy Love From the Farmers He’s Screwing Over

If you appreciate the Mercury‘s interesting and useful news & culture reporting, consider making a small monthly contribution to support our editorial team. Your donation is tax-deductible. You can also subscribe and have our papers delivered! Hello and good morning, Portland. It’s rainy, as I’m sure you know. The weather is notable enough today to […]

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Good Morning, News: City Afraid of ‘Big PR Problem’ Over Unspent Funds, Attorney Caught Filing Fake Case Law in AI Briefs, Trump/Hegseth Doing More War Crimes (Spotify CEO Votes 👍 With His Dollar)

If you appreciate the Mercury‘s interesting and useful news & culture reporting, consider making a small monthly contribution to support our editorial team. Your donation is tax-deductible. You can also subscribe and have our papers delivered! Good Morning, Portland: Today I’m joined by the inimitable Suzette Smith for a few short cameos because, well, sometimes […]

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SAVAGE LOVE: Quickies

Trump’s “gay” ballroom, learning the ropes, urine in the neti pot, and more in this edition of “Quickies”!

1. Is Donald Trump a gay man? I can’t think of anything that screams “closeted gay” louder than building a golden ballroom. Donald Trump has been married to three different women (two of whom were immigrants), he’s been credibly accused of sexual harassment and assault by dozens of women, and he was found liable — […]

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Good Morning, News: Oregon’s Missing Counterterrorism Funds, Tennessee Special Election Triggers Conservative Fear, and Don’t Get Too Mad About Oxford’s Word of the Year

If you appreciate the Mercury’s interesting and useful news & culture reporting, consider making a small monthly contribution to support our editorial team. Your donation is tax-deductible. You can also subscribe and have our papers delivered! Good morning, Portland! Weather report: Light rain. The Mercury‘s Holiday Drink Week report: Happening. Use the latter as a way […]

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Good Morning, News: Wilson’s Failed Campaign Promise, Another Court Loss for Trump, and “Kill ‘Em All” Hegseth Accused of War Crimes

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Cheer Up, Portland! The Mercury’s HOLIDAY DRINK WEEK Is Happening NOW!

Spice up the holiday season with these creative cocktails from Portland’s best bartenders!

Behold! Holiday Drink Week is BACK, BAYBEE! That’s right: the Portland Mercury’s Holiday Drink Week returns for another glorious marathon of festive booze magic! Happening right NOW through December 7, the city’s best bartenders are shaking, stirring, and summoning up brand new, holiday-themed cocktails— and they’re only $10 each! We’ve once again teamed up with some […]

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SAVAGE LOVE: Three Options

“Is an open relationship a feasible option?” “Hmmm… let me ask my husband of thirty years and my boyfriend of thirteen years.”

The person who introduced me to you — my wife — is the source of my woes. We have a child and a lovely home and financial security. But the issue is my feelings of sexual dissatisfaction. My wife suffers from health issues that make sex painful. I never pressure her, and her wellbeing is […]

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SAVAGE LOVE: Snakes and Bladders

Straight guy wonders: “What’s it like to have a larger penis? And hold it while he pees?” 🤔

I’m a straight male who is not well endowed — I’m at the edge of the scale used to describe average penis size — and I watch porn both alone and with my wife. I suddenly find myself becoming more and more fascinated with larger penises. Specifically: What is it like to have one? Like […]

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