This just in: Kristen Stewart gives a fuck.
Clint Eastwood
The Terrorists Have Won
Clint Eastwood’s American Sniper shoots (and misses).
Jazz Hands? Or SAD HANDS?
I love all musicals, including Jersey Boys. Sue me, dickheads.
One Day at a Time
Empty your mouth—vomit’s on its way!
Rounding the Bend
The non-threatening, un-confusing Trouble with the Curve.
One Day at a Time
Auditioning for the role of Tom Cruise’s wife, and Lindsay Lohan: WHAT IS SHE TALKING ABOUT?
One Day at a Time
Lindsay Lohan finds a new person to blame everything on… Suge Knight’s son?!?
Whatever Happened to Baby Edgar?
Clint Eastwood’s J. Edgar is kind of a drag.
I’m Going Out
The Hollywood Theatre shows a trio of vintage European-made westerns.
I’m Going Out
The Hollywood Theatre shows a trio of vintage European-made westerns.
Close Call
Hereafter requires a huuuuge leap of faith.
More than Just a Game
Somehow, rugby unites South Africa in Clint Eastwood’s Invictus.
