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Game of Thrones
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Nu-Metal Blues
Terminator Genisys and the Failure of Modern Hollywood
Terminator Genisys and the failure of modern Hollywood.
Posted inBooks
Westerosi History 101
An Intensive Course of Study Regarding The World of Ice & Fire
An intensive course of study regarding The World of Ice & Fire.
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Behold! It’s Our Game of Thrones Issue!
Boobs! Swords! Dragons! What Else Could You Possibly Need?
Boobs! Swords! Dragons! What else could you possibly need?
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Get It Straight!
Your Guide to Season Four of Game of Thrones!
Your guide to season four of Game of Thrones!
Posted inGeneral
Spoiler: Winter Is Coming
A Treatise on Mortality in Game of Thrones
Everybody dies.
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How to Improve Your Dragons
Daenerys’ Dragons Are Lame. Let’s Fix That.
Daenerys’ dragons are lame. Let’s fix that.
Posted inGeneral
Books! Versus! Show!
Which Is Better: George R.R. Martin’s Books, or HBO’s TV Show? LET US DECIDE.
Which is better: George R.R. Martin’s books, or HBO’s TV show? LET US DECIDE.
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The Erotica of Westeros
George R.R. Martin’s Awful Sex Scenes: An Appreciation
George R.R. Martin’s awful sex scenes: an appreciation.
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I Love Television™
The Beginner’s Game of Thrones
For anyone who wants to know NOTHING about Game of Thrones.
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New Column!
Editor to Readers: “Don’t let my staff write a Game of Thrones issue!”
Posted inMovies & TV
Critical Miss
Knights of Badassdom Is an Unholy Beast
Knights of Badassdom is an unholy beast that never should’ve been summoned.