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Mental Illness, Fanny Packs, and Welcome to Me

Welcome to Me is the Napoleon Dynamite remake you didn’t ask for.

The D Train‘s Class Reunion

The D Train is a class reunion you’ll want to skip.

The Best of Me Is the Literal Worst

The Best of Me is the literal worst.

Anchorman 2: Ron Burgundy Ruins News Forever

Anchorman 2: In which Ron Burgundy ruins news forever.

Robot and Frank: A Robot! And Frank Langella!

Robot and Frank: A robot! And Frank Langella!

The Straw Dogs Remake Doesn’t Have Any New Tricks

The Straw Dogs remake doesn’t have any new tricks.

Death at a Funeral: In Which Danny Glover’s Poop Goes Into Tracy Morgan’s Mouth

Death at a Funeral: In which Danny Glover’s poop goes into Tracy Jordan’s mouth.

The Box: Cameron Diaz Is a Terrible Actress, and Richard Kelly Is Nuts

The Box: Behold! More sci-fi insanity from Richard Kelly!