MONDAY, MARCH 7 We begin with a headline from Variety that no one ever wanted to read: “Charlie Sheen, Whoopi Goldberg Starring in 9/11 Drama.” Apparently this “independent action-drama” depicts “five individuals trapped in an elevator in the World Trade Center on September 11, 2001, and their struggle to survive.” Again, that’s CHARLIE SHEEN and […]
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Out for Blood
Lila & Eve is proof that Viola Davis can do no wrong.
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Waitasecond… Rick Santorum said something NICE?
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Ben Affleck wants you to forget his great-great grandpappy was a slave owner.
Boy Toy Next Door
The Boy Next Door takes all the fun out of screwing hot boys.
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George Clooney: The Ruiner of Worlds.
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The loathsome Dr. Phil gives the loathsome Chris Brown a run for his money!
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Gay rights, abortion fights, and Justin Bieber banned from indoor skydiving? FOR LIFE?
Missed Opportunities
Parker: A dumb movie about a smart character.
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Breaking! Tom Cruise did NOT keep Suri in a tiny, windowless room!
Lowered Expectations
What to expect when watching What to Expect When You’re Expecting.
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What?! Ashton Kutcher and Kim Kardashian can’t buy love?!
