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Of Walruses, Navel Gazing, and Kevin Smith’s Tusk

Of walruses, navel gazing, and Kevin Smith’s Tusk.

For a Good Time Call… Actually, Don’t.

For a Good Time Call…: Those gosh darn females and their gosh darn sex comedies!

Spoiler: Abe Lincoln Dies.

The Conspirator: It was John Wilkes Booth in the boarding house with a candlestick!

Going the Distance Gets the Romcom Grubby

Going the Distance gets the romcom grubby.

Or: How Alvin and the Chipmunks 2 Made Me Hate Myself

How Alvin and the Chipmunks 2 made me hate myself.

Planet 51: In Which the Rock Teaches Us About Xenophobia

Planet 51: In which the Rock teaches us about xenophobia.