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The New Point Break Ruins Christmas

Thanks for Nothing, Shitty New Point Break

Thanks for nothing, shitty new Point Break.

So Stop Riding the Bus Wrong

So stop riding the bus wrong!

A Dirge for Old Portland in Time, A Fair Hustler

A dirge for old Portland in Hand2Mouth’s Time, A Fair Hustler.

John Wick: A Man. A Myth. A Hero.

John Wick: A man. A myth. A hero.

The Week in Review

George Clooney: The Ruiner of Worlds.

Long Live Film! Side by Side and the Digital Revolution

Long live film! Side by Side and the digital revolution.

Hey, Chekhov! Get Outta My Heist Movie!

Henry’s Crime has too little heist, too much Chekhov.

The Day the Earth Stood Still‘s a Keanu-Pocalypse

Keanu Reeves plays a space hippie who’s gonna kill humanity!