Fuck you, Mars.
Kristen Wiig
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Diary of a Teenage Girl Is Like Being Hugged by a Lisa Frank Panda While Floating on a Sea of Hitachi Magic Wands
Finally, A Portrait of the Artist as a Teenage Girl
Finally, a portrait of the artist as a teenage girl.
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Slightly Painful
Mental Illness, Fanny Packs, and Welcome to Me
Welcome to Me is the Napoleon Dynamite remake you didn’t ask for.
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One Day at a Time
The Week in Review
Gwyneth Paltrow suggests you should steam your vagina.
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Tales from the Dark Side
The Black Comic Groove of The Skeleton Twins
Kristen Wiig goes to the dark side in The Skeleton Twins.
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A Review in Product Placements
Walter Mitty Is a Commercial, Not a Movie
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty is a commercial, not a movie.
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Broadcast News
Anchorman 2: Ron Burgundy Ruins News Forever
Anchorman 2: In which Ron Burgundy ruins news forever.
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Wedding Party
Bridesmaids: A Buddy Comedy for the Ladies
Kristen Wiig just might’ve made the year’s best buddy comedy with Bridesmaids.
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On the Road
The Little Gray Alien Brought Some Weed! Thanks, Paul!
The little gray alien brought some weed! Thanks, Paul!
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MaaacGruuuuuber!
MacGruber: an SNL Movie That Won’t Make You Want to Throw Yourself off a Freeway Overpass
MacGruber: The first good SNL movie in 18 years.
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Feel-Good Ass Bruises
Drew Barrymore’s Whip It Is Delightful!
Drew Barrymore’s Whip It is delightful!
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Fun with Carnies
Unlike Most Carnies, Adventureland‘s Won’t Give You Diseases!
Adventureland is roughly 10 times better than its previews would imply.