Hey Oscars! Stop awarding boring stuff!
Osama Bin Laden
Posted inMovies & TV
Where’s Osama?
(Pssst! He’s Inside That House in Abbottabad!)
Zero Dark Thirty: Like Where’s Waldo? but with Osama Bin Laden!
Posted inOne Day at a Time
One Day at a Time
The Week in Review
Kim Kardashian’s wedding (AKA the “monster mash”).
Posted inI Love Television
I Love Television™
Terrorists? Prepare to Get Terrorized!
My perfect (unused) plan to kill bin Laden.
Posted inOne Day at a Time
One Day at a Time
The Week in Review
Can someone please dispatch “SEAL Team 6” to Hollyweird?
Posted inNews
Black Hawk Rising
Bin Laden’s Dead, Obama Wins—What’s a GOP to Do?
Bin Laden’s dead, Obama wins—so what’s a GOP to do?
Posted inNews
Hall Monitor
A Fragile Endorsement
On the JTTF, Portland must keep proving its commitment to civil rights.
Posted inNew Column!
New Column!
OSAMA BIN LADEN VS. A SOILED MATTRESS DOWN BY THE RIVER
OSAMA BIN LADEN
VS.
A SOILED MATTRESS
DOWN BY THE RIVER
Posted inNew Column!
New Column!
What’s your problem? by Osama Bin Laden
What’s your problem?
by Osama Bin Laden