Speedo-clad suitors in an empty swimming pool. Hey, it’s a new Third Rail show!
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Desperately Seeking Penelope
Dark Hilarity + Speedos in Third Rail’s New Show
Penelope
Posted inMovies & TV
James McAvoy + Anthropologie
13-Year-Old Girls: Get Thee to Penelope
If Drew Barrymore adopted the lovechild of Jean-Pierre Jeunet and Tim Burton and then fobbed the kid off on a nanny named Mandy Moore, the end result would be Penelope. Christina Ricci stars as Penelope, a poor little rich girl hiding a horrifying secret—she was born with a pig’s nose. And then Rod Serling comes […]