Penélope Cruz Archives - Portland Mercury

Zoolander 2: A Film About Idiots, For Idiots

Yes, This Sequel Is Stupid, But So Are We ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Yes, this sequel is stupid, but so are we. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Blood and Regret in Ridley Scott and Cormac McCarthy’s The Counselor

Blood and regret in Ridley Scott and Cormac McCarthy’s The Counselor.

Woody Allen’s Roman Holiday

Woody Allen’s late-career tour of Europe continues in To Rome with Love.

Pirate Enthusiasts, I Regret to Inform Ye that the New Pirates of the Caribbean Movie Is a Boring Piece of Shit

The new Pirates of the Caribbean movie is a boring piece of shit.

The Women Behind (and Under) the Man

Not even Penélope Cruz in thigh-highs can save the dreary Nine.

Broken Embraces: Almodóvar on Almodóvar

Broken Embraces: Almodóvar on Almodóvar.

The Single Most Important Story You Will Read In Your Entire Life! (Which Isn’t Going to Last Much Longer, By the Way)

The single most important story you will read in your entire life!
(Which isn’t going to last much longer, by the way.)

G-Force Is G-Awful

G-Force is less fun than a gerbil up the heinie.