There’s not much new here. But it sure is fun.
Steven Spielberg
Bridge of Spies‘ Cold War Skullduggery!
Spielberg teams up with the Coen brothers, nails it.
The Amber Sarcophagus
Meet the Oregon scientist behind Jurassic Park.
Bigger. Louder. More Teeth.
Of nostalgic idiots and Jurassic World.
Acceptable Dub
Poltergeist is a classic. Here’s a remake!
The Cruise Missile Doesn’t Miss
LA Weekly film critic Amy Nicholson takes a long, hard look at the career and craft of Tom Cruise.
Lincoln Is Fucking Crazy!!!
Just kidding! Lincoln is exactly what you expect!
Yea and Neigh
Steven Spielberg’s Battle Pony is a mixed bag. Of oats! Neigh. Heh.
Tintin in the Uncanny Valley
Spielberg’s quest for perfection sinks The Adventures of Tintin.
Auteur Theory
Of Michael Bay, robots, and what pussies do.
One Day at a Time
Kim Kardashian innocent? (Don’t worry—she’s still a monster.)
Robots vs. Zombies
Robopocalypse: So the computer you’re reading this on? IT’S GOING TO KILL YOU!!!
