808 Grinds SW 9th & Washington, 5226 SE 26th, 10100 SW Park If you happen to live or work downtown, and can avoid alpha male drivers who don’t care about pedestrians, and work in a swank private office, or just give no fucks what anyone sees you shove in your face hole, I highly recommend […]
Sushi Ichiban (formerly Sushi Takahashi)
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Sushi Sluts
Portland’s Sexy Sushi Spots
Bad sushi is like bad sex: It induces fear, confusion, discomfort, and disgust. Try putting an aged glob of sea urchin in your mouth and it doesn’t matter how tight the roll is or how sticky the rice (Are you following my vague sex analogy? No, me neither.), you’re going to gag and throw up […]