Of Michael Bay, robots, and what pussies do.
Transformers
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One Day at a Time
The Week in Review
Kim Kardashian innocent? (Don’t worry—she’s still a monster.)
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Rebooting Sherlock
Sherlock Homes Is a Mumbling Mystery
Sherlock Holmes and a mumbly Robert Downey Jr.
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Robotsploitation
The Sound and the Fury of Michael Bay
Venture into the mouth of madness with Transformers: Revenge of the
Fallen.
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I’m Staying Home
Transform and Roll Out!
Transformers: The Complete First Season: Whoa, turns out Memory
Lane is a street on Cybertron!
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Saturday Morning Cinema
Of Optimus Prime, Michael Bay, and Cinnamon Toast Crunch
This is what you do: You get up on Saturday. Early. You pour yourself a bowl of the most sugar-packed cereal you can find—Lucky Charms, Cookie Crisp, Cinnamon Toast Crunch. You gorge yourself until you have nothing short of a full-blown sugar high. You get to the closest movie theater, and you find the earliest […]
Posted inMovies & TV
Saturday Morning Cinema
Of Optimus Prime, Michael Bay, and Cinnamon Toast Crunch
This is what you do: You get up on Saturday. Early. You pour yourself a bowl of the most sugar-packed cereal you can find—Lucky Charms, Cookie Crisp, Cinnamon Toast Crunch. You gorge yourself until you have nothing short of a full-blown sugar high. You get to the closest movie theater, and you find the earliest […]