It’s the worst day of the year, everybody! But rather than elbowing through the fetid commercial trenches with you good people, I’m stuck working. So how is Black Friday panning out? Meh. It’s been better/worse, depending on your outlook. Thanks for only being kind of awful, guys! (Or maybe you just did all your shopping […]
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It’s Happening Tonight!
RUN—Thanksgiving revelers with a plant-based diet, rejoice! Here’s a family-friendly fun run where you won’t be surrounded by carnivores. The Tofurky Trot is on the Springwater Corridor trail and raises money for nonprofits. There are top finisher prizes, drawings, and prizes awarded for best costume. SHELBY R. KINGOaks Amusement Park, 7805 SE Oaks Park, 9 […]
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Thanksgiving Movie Review Roundup!
THE GOOD DINOSAUR This year, I’m thankful for movies about DINOSAUR FRIENDSHIP. Movie studios dumped a whole bunch of movies into theaters this week to take advantage of the fact you’re obligated to spend time with your family but don’t want to talk to any of them! And we reviewed those movies! Here are our […]
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Life, Death, and The Good Dinosaur
BONUS! Sam Elliott as a Tyrannosaurs Rex!
BONUS! Sam Elliott as a Tyrannosaurus rex!
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JoJo’s Back on Track
After Label Trouble, the Pop Star’s Ready for Act II
After label trouble and personal tragedy, the pop star is ready for Act II.
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Monster Mashing with Victor Frankenstein
So Much Yelling! So Many Body Parts! So Little Fun!
So much yelling! So many body parts! So little fun!
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Lightning Strikes Twice with Creed
And Then Michael B. Jordan Punches It! Take That, Lightning!
And then Michael B. Jordan punches it! Take that, lightning!
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Watch Seth Meyers (Nicely!) Hand Sarah Palin Her Ass
On Late Night with Seth Meyers, the host welcomed guest Sarah Palin—I guess no one else was available?—and (very nicely) took her to task regarding her hardline views on America accepting Syrian refugees. He even had to explain to her how the federal government vets newcomers to our country! (Try not to think too hard […]
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It’s Happening Tonight!
MUSIC—The corrupted, malfunctioning-computer sounds of Oneohtrix Point Never make you feel like your brain is broken. But mastermind Daniel Lopatin’s a fearless explorer of undiscovered digital terrain, and when he goes off the map—as he does repeatedly on the new OPN joint, Garden of Delete—he’s well worth following. NED LANNAMANNw/James Ferraro; Doug Fir, 830 E […]
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Legend Is the Most Boring Movie Ever About Gangster Twins
Somehow a Movie Starring Two Tom Hardys Ends Up Being Dull
Somehow a movie starring two Tom Hardys ends up being dull.
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Good Morning, News: Jules Bailey vs. Ted Wheeler, More Police Madness, and Seth Meyers Schools Sarah Palin
GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! I am descending…from heaven above. So catch me I’m falling, baby. Hold on to my love. LET’S GO TO PRESS. Looks like we got a dogfight: Multnomah County Commish Jules Bailey will be taking on Ted Wheeler in the upcoming Portland mayoral election. A Portland cop has been given desk duty after […]