They may have fish and chips, but one thing the British don’t have are “bleeps.” This unfortunate fact was revealed on England’s version of The View, when the absolutely horrifying JOAN RIVERS appeared and had some very choice NSFW words to say about actor Russell Crowe. If you love awkwardness, then ENJOY!
Video
Posted inMovies & TV
Ong Bak 2 Footage is Apppropriately Kick-You-In-the-Face-a-Riffic.
If I was less lazy, I’d start up a church around Tony Jaa, who I’m 99 percent sure is the coolest motherfucker on the planet. Proof of that designation can be found at any point in Ong Bak or The Protector, two of the best most badass action flicks in recent memory. Now we’ve got […]
Posted inVideo
Vince McMahon vs. The Telephone
Recently I had a conversation with my mother about ringbacks, and it was akin to trying to teach a gorilla to use a camera. While we all know that technology and old folks do not mix, I truly felt bad for her since she wants to know why her phone is playing a song instead […]
Posted inPoll
Tuesday Poll: Which is More Disturbing?
First things first: The purpose of this blog is NOT to give you nightmares. However, when we are presented with what could be considered two very disturbing videos, what are we to do? The way we see it, our job is to show you the train wrecks—your job is to decide which wreck is worse. […]
Posted inFood and Drink
You Scream, I… Moan?
Ahhh, with the weather finally warming, I’m starting to get the craving for ice cream! But I’m not sure what I get a craving for when I watch the following ice cream commercials. I feel allured and repulsed and hungry and guilty and… well, just dirty. I think it should be noted that these commercials […]
Posted inMovies & TV
Stan Winston Dead at 62.
When it comes to creators of great pop cinema, Stan Winston’s is not a household name, unlike those of, say, Steven Spielberg or James Cameron. But without Winston, those two filmmakers–and many more–could have never created the sort of films that they do. Winston, who won no less than four Oscars over the course of […]
Posted inMusic
Yeeeee- HAW! Snoop Diggity Dogg!
Check out this new video from Snoop Dogg entitled “My Medicine” which is not only a C&W foot stomper, but it name checks Johnny Cash, includes Willie Nelson and is all about… well… here’s a lyrical hint: “You can’t buy me love, but you can damn sure buy me bud.” Yeeeee-to-the-HAW! End Hits: Now that […]
Posted inArtsy
Tony Tony Tony
I think I was 30 minutes into the Tony awards when I asked myself, “Why the hell am I watching the Tony awards?” Then I remembered: before food, before booze, before writing, I was a died in the wool, 100%, grade A theater geek. In the fifth grade, I scored a role in the Grand […]
Posted inTV
The Shatman Strikes Again.
As has been documented elsewhere, The Shatman has a new book out. But to hell with that–I can guarantee you that this video is a billion times better than that book. OR ANY BOOK. It consists of the following parts: The Shatman’s cover of Pulp’s “Common People,” footage from the legitimately awesome television program Star […]
Posted inHomo
Pride Weekend with Unicorn Planet
Pride officially kicks off today (get the full skinny with our official guide to Pride), and in honor of Pride Weekend, I’m going to be posting all six webisodes of Unicorn Planet, two for each day. I realize that they were posted to YouTube in, like, 2007, which makes them ancient relics of the internets, […]