Ugh! What is up with dating websites? I am a rich, lonely bachelor and I shouldn't have to spend time and money sorting through profile after profile looking for attractive people who will love me for my money! Similarly, I am also a young, attractive, shallow person. Why do I have to trudge endlessly through the online jungle just to find the right desperate person who will pay me what I deserve for the pleasure of my company?


Introducing - the online dating service of the future. From the website (click to enlarge):

What if Im both!?
  • What if I'm both!?

How it works under the cut:

First fill out a profile with your picture. Then...

Make an offer or accept an offer. One [sic] you find the people you'd like to date, ask them out by making an offer. If you're a generous user, name the price you're willing to pay for the first date. And, if you're an attractive user, name the price you want to get paid for the first date. Our offer negotiating system will allow you to accept an offer, reject an offer, or counter with a different price.

Next stop: true love! Just remember the rules:

Generous members are expected to pay for the date (there's no going dutch here). Our advice: Pay 50% of the date at the start of the date, and 50% at the end.


h/t Fuzzbee Plimpington