It’s become increasingly apparent that you Blogtownies have no idea how to use the internet, and instead you use it as your own personal STD generator. So I would like you all to take two minutes of your time (which, I know, in internet time two minutes is like 75 years) to watch this infectious, and toe-tappy warning about protecting yourself online. You may especially want to protect yourself from the guy singing—he totally puts the “rap” back in “rape.”
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
I STILL got this internet thing all twisted.
Irony given flash has malware written all over it.
Wow if this songs sticks in my drunken head at the Handy Slut my life may be seriously changed.