Remember Chatroullette? And how we thought it was like the most awesome thing ever for two weeks until we completely forgot about it and moved on with our lives? Well, CR is apparently still around and teenage boys are still on there, desperately waiting for a chick to show off her chest meat. Happily, the viral marketers of the upcoming horror film The Last Exorcism know this, and totally punked some of these losers—whose expressions are PRICELESS. That’ll do, viral marketing. That’ll do.
(Audio NSFW! Headphones up!)

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)