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Oh brother, I don’t even know what to say. Just look for yourself. And if you want the full story and videos including Steve Wozniak hauling ass on his Segway, click here.
Seems like the perfect way for more accidents like this to happen.
More pics after the jump!
Marissa Sullivan is a fashion writer at the Mercury and master of her domain at Portland's Pretty. She is still waiting for someone to take her on a first date to Taco Bell. More by Marissa Sullivan
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This is going to make my Segway sexting needlessly complicated.
Is this a Segway specifically designed for off-duty TriMet drivers?
it’s an iPad. There’s no dashes in any of the product line names for Apple.
Just beware of cliffs.
A pointless piece of overhyped technology for gullible fools who favor style over substance and are willing to pay too much for it, attached to etc etc etc.
@ Stu, You have fooled no one; we can all see your boner.
@Graham, thanks, I changed it.
darwinism at work. die vapid douchebag pseudo-tech geeks, die. and please take your favorite starbucks shop with you.
@Oregometry WIN!