Meet “Aiko.” She’s a female android invented by Le Trung that’s fluent in two languages, a whiz at math, able to give directions and perform simple chores, holds a conversation, has every human sense (except for smell), and completely gets up in your grill when you touch her breasts. In other words, THIS IS THE WORST FEMBOT EVER.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Yeah, she’s a bitch, but I’d take her home if she’d say “Somebody set up us the bomb.” for me, just once.