If you’re like me, you absolutely HATE pushing those merry-go-rounds found on children’s playgrounds. Luckily the cigarette smoking douchebags in this video have concocted a somewhat imperfect method of getting this boring task accomplished. Now all they have to do is figure out some way of not getting thrown 20 feet through the air and snapping their necks. Back to the drawing board (and intensive care unit), guys!
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Ahhh…natural selection in action.
Leave it up to the Chavs to ruin everything.
Humphrey: Are they speaking German or Dutch?