Since Denis is new here, I hope someone has shown him Portland's instructions on how to react to a nuclear attack: http://blogtown.portlandmercury.com/Blogto…

This would severely impair Gus Van Sant's location scouts.

Is the sample map Ground Zero at Ground Kontrol?

For some screwy reason the fallout was based on the wind direction you chose. The default was the wind coming right out of the gorge and radiating the dirty west side.

I guess in this case Mary's Club is toast. And if you're sitting there nursing a PBR, so are you, you perv. Mom was right.

"Have you ever wondered what Portland might look like if someone dropped or detonated a nuclear bomb somewhere on Sixth Street between Burnside and Couch?"

Portland doesn't have a "Sixth Street".

(Hint: Try the word "Avenue". Thanks for playing.)

@Bob R.:

I've gone ahead and repaired that pretty stupid boo-boo, so, um, the thanks is all mine?

@Everybody Else: Seriously, isn't this maplet a pretty awright thing to play around with? Anyone try any other cities?

@Denis -

Thanks for the rapid-fire correction. Consider the original admonition formally nuked.