As I mentioned earlier in GMN, a venomous Egyptian Cobra has escaped from the Bronx Zoo—and this just in: HE ALREADY HAS A HILARIOUS TWITTER ACCOUNT.

Follow his further adventures here.
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As I mentioned earlier in GMN, a venomous Egyptian Cobra has escaped from the Bronx Zoo—and this just in: HE ALREADY HAS A HILARIOUS TWITTER ACCOUNT.

Follow his further adventures here.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
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i would have had more lulz if the snake used more esses. then, it would be hilarioussssssss
He’s gonna bite some Israeli chick’s tit and then it’ll be curtains… נחש מת מת מת
something about tired memes and twitter.
i’m tired of all these motha-fuckin’ snakes on this motha-fucking plane!!!