A girl dressed in a bikini practically dares the TSA to check her out for any T&A explosives. Ummm… problem here. SHE’S CUTE. If she really wants to see someone stage a protest, then I should sashay through security dressed in one of my favorite novelty thongs.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

3 replies on “Bikini Girl Lets TSA Cop a Feel”

  1. That’s a better protest statement than “Opt Out.”

    Next time I fly, I’ll wear just skivvies with an erection and ask if they’ll give me the ultra-deluxe enhanced erotic massage pat-down. I can make up a story about it happening last time I went to Thailand, then start breathing heavily.

    Let’s all wear our underwear to get through security…

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