Nattily dressed business woman sitting next to me: “You fucking tell them they’re not to fucking change any of those fucking purchase agreements until they hear from me, you got it?” Turning to me: “Forgive my language.”

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6 replies on “Overheard on American Airlines Flight 1919”

  1. Nobody better say “purchase agreements” around my kids, or there’s gonna be trouble.

    Unless they’re offering to purchase one of them, then it might be OK.

  2. I bet it was my mom. Her work requires negotiating huge contracts, and she still has to work when I come to visit. Because, as I’ve been told, “When a multimillion dollar deal goes down, it goes down. There’s no putting it off because you’re in on holiday.” So there’s cursing at:

    a) in line at disneyland
    b) in the changing rooms at Nordies
    c) while ordering from in-and-out via drivethru
    d) all of the above.

  3. How did you answer her, Dan? Why didn’t you include your response in this post – are you going to post a follow-up tomorrow with the response in it, or was your response just not interesting?

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