Complain about bicyclists all you want… but I bet you appreciate them more than this Australian man who was videotaped running around a highway head-butting cars. Authorities suspect drugs may have been involved… or maybe he was reenacting the Running of the Bulls?

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)