Public mischief in San Francisco: Four smart cars were tipped late last night in what appears to be a tipping spree. SFGate says that SF police are looking for seven young men in hooded sweatshirts. They’re unsure if this is a political statement or just garden-variety vandalism.

9 replies on “Smart Cars Vandalized in San Francisco Tipping Spree”

  1. “They’re unsure if this is a political statement or just garden-variety vandalism.”

    Rarely is there a difference between the two.

  2. They are a constant presence around my house and I have wondered for a long time why these things don’t get tipped over. The design looks very top-heavy, and I know back in my drinking days, it would be an irresistible opportunity for mischief. I have nothing against these cars, and I’m a green-living, responsible Portlander, BUT, the teenager in me definitely sees a target for tipping.

  3. Am I mistaking Graham for another poster or did he not support the actions of the occutards and other violent social-justice groups? If I’m not, I bet he wouldn’t have a problem with 4×4 tipping (except for the fact the most lefties are skinny pussies and have a hard time tipping anything bigger than a bicycle or a beer).

  4. @ Andy & Reymont:

    You two should exchange numbers, bros. You guys could meet up for a couple of brews and compare hat brim ironing techniques. Then you could take a stroll (or whatever the macho equivalent of a stroll is) and flip every dumbass (because they’re so stupidly lightweight!) Smart Car you come across (because that would be so “AWESOME”!).

    And if any skinny, lefty-seeming pussies have a problem with it, you can call those skinny pussies “skinny pussies” right to their skinny pussy faces! Boo-yah, sons! YOLO, bros!

    (H-huh, huh-huh! — I said “come across”! — Huh-h-huh, huh-huh!)

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