The flight attendants for Cebu Pacific out of the Philippines have finally figured out how to make you watch and listen to the plane’s safety instructions: by adding a little Lady Gaga, a dash of Katy Perry, some ass-smackin’ dance moves and a shit-ton of KA-UTE! (Now let’s see, take the oxygen mask down, put it over my face, daisy dukes and bikinis on top… wait! That ain’t right! AHHHHHH!!)
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Yeah, but can you imagine having to watch Stephen Slater wiggle his way through that routine?
Haha – the announcer clearly said “Please erect your attention…”
Don’t mind if I do, sir!