You simply MUST watch this amazing video of a driver fleeing police in Brazil, who manages to smash into multiple vehicles, run over more than a few motorcycle cops, and STILL not get shot. WOW. (And to make things even more exciting, there’s a Brazilian news anchor screaming the entire time in Portuguese! My heart… I can’t take much more of this!)
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey

That aint shit for Brazil, they didn’t even have to call in BOPE.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5VqFkpu6SI