Did ya miss Jon Hamm’s (Mad Men‘s Don Draper) fun turn as host of Saturday Night Live? If so, and especially if you’re a Mad Men fan, check out the following nether-tingling sketch “Don Draper’s Guide to Picking Up Women.” Trust me, you’ll learn a few things… including my fave new catchphrase, “Let’s get me out of this skirt.”

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)