There’s a reason I don’t watch American cooking shows. And it’s because they rarely feature women with ginormous funbags smashing them against defenseless watermelons. Prepare for your first big shock of 2009.


https://youtube.com/watch?v=mQt5L2df0-M%26hl%3Den%26fs%3D1

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

4 replies on ““Melons” vs. Melons: WHO YA GOT?!”

  1. I like how one of her sandy blonde hair extensions fell off with the first boobie-blammo. Notice her discreetly shove it from the the table moments later.

    Now THAT’S showbiz!!!

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