Sure, there have been a lot of “very special” episodes of E.R. But tonight? THIS “very special” episode is “sooooo very special,” it’s mentally retarded. I’M NOT KIDDING. If you miss this “very special” episode, your grandmother will be pushed off the deck of cruise ship with a metal desk tied around her vagina. It’s THAT special.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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