Has the world found its next William Hung? On last night’s episode, American Idol was once again rescued from desperate irrelevance by its bizarre contestants. For example? Ladies and gentlemen, meet General Larry Platt, and the song you will not be able to extract from your ears for the rest of the day, “Pants on the Ground.”
He’s right, you know—people do look like a fool with their pants on the ground.
It’s the best thing since Smell Yo Dick.