The Animal Planet network dips its toe into the terrible-movies-usually-shown-on-Syfy pond with this new flick from the crazed minds of Asylum (the proud papas of Sharknado), called Blood Lake: Attack of the Killer Lampreys. Pros: It stars Shannon Doherty and a bunch of face-sucking, blood-thirsty lampreys. Cons: … well, I was going to say that it’s a “con” when supposedly educational networks broadcast fake shit like this… but everybody’s doing it—so you win, “ignorance.”
Oh, and this is a lamprey, by the way.
Finally, lampreys are getting the horror movie treatment they deserve! It is literally the only thing they are good for!