On Ellen, Ms. Degeneres welcomed Jurassic Park star Chris Pratt and the kid who apparently says “apparently” all the time to compete against each other on the subject of “dinosaur knowledge.” There are many informative things about this video, such as 1) The “apparently” kid is more than apparently adorable and knows a shit ton about dinosaurs, 2) Ellen’s production assistant is super hot, and 3) Chris Pratt is very patient when the Apparently Kid goes from adorable to annoying. WATCH!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)