Mental illness is no laughing matter. Unless you’re talking about CRAZY GIDEON who is so f-bombing crazy that he would actually sell a 27 inch TV for $189!! WTF?! That’s ka-frakkin’-razy! Seriously, dude! Somebody call the cops and taze this crazy sonofabitch… because the mothereffer is CRAAAAZZZY!
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Git out yer fuckin checkbook!