For those who love drum-offs and Muppets, you may want to tune into tonight’s episode of the docu-sitcom The Muppets (ABC, 8 pm), in which former Nirvana/Queens of the Stone Age drummer Dave Grohl takes on his equal on the skins, ANIMAL. Here’s a very amusing clip—prepared to have your face drummed off!!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)