House of Cards returns to Netflix on February 14, and if this new trailer that dropped from the heavens today is any indication? IT LOOKS FREAKING AMAZING. Apparently Frank gets the Vice Presidency which brings out the dogs wanting to tear him apart—but as one character puts it, “they done stepped on the wrong motherfucking rattlesnake.” Check it out.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)