The Daily Show‘s Jason Jones has been NAILING it with his coverage of the Olympics, but last night’s report where he interviews lots of Russians about gay rights—WHO ARE FREAKING INSANE, BTW—is both hilarious and sadly very eye-opening. The main takeaway? Russians are against same-sex love, but totally for human/table love. WHAT???

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)